Important!!! Take up arms for the pie!

I recently heard word of a new religion called cakeism they believe that pie is unholy! This is obviously heresy, (I wouldn't be surprised if they liked mooses, too), and I think we need to do something about it. Cake is unholy, for it is dry and sticks to your throat, and leaves crumbs on the floor. It is an abomination of pie. Pie is sweet and moist and yummy. We need to move against them fast- in discovering them they also discovered the existence of pieism! this is a threat to all that is pieful.